Once there was a citizen who decided that when it
comes to his personal buying habits, any salesman must provide a
detailed product sample for quality inspection, and unless that is
done he as a prospect was under no obligation to be swindled.
One day, the citizen was making his way to the market when in the
approaching distance he noticed a salesman who worked for a
hundreds of years old product company. The salesman was holding a
product manual aloft, loudly pronouncing the quality and
superiority of his goods in comparison to the competition. Nearer
then, the citizen was beset by the proselytizer and solicited to
purchase a product written about in the salesman's manual. Eager
for a customer, the salesman highlighted passages that described
all about what the product could do and proposed benefits, but then
went into a long and frightening talk about what dangerous things
would occur to the citizen if he refused to take delivery.
The citizen wasn't very pleased with the nasty threat, but was
sporting enough to at least take a look at the merchandise.
"Very well then, you have told me all about what the product can do
and what your company thinks about the product and the temperament
of the product, but I'd like to know this: WHAT IS THE PRODUCT
ITSELF? Once that is answered, let's see the product so that I may
test it for quality and practicality," said the citizen.
"Sir, you don't understand. None of us has ever ‘seen’
the product. There is no ACTUAL product available for me to
demonstrate. I can't tell you WHAT it is, or WHERE it is, but only
what we THINK and BELIEVE about it based on what other salespeople
before me wrote regarding it; and of course I am duty bound to
inform you of the dire consequences that will come upon you if you
don't acquire it. It is all written down here in this book of old,
passed down from generations unknown. You have to take my word for
it that I have and know the product, and that the product will make
itself known to you and become yours upon purchase," responded the
salesman.
"You have no product, then? How am I supposed to buy what is not
here to buy?"
"Citizen, mind your tongue. Are you DENYING the existence of my
product - take care! Take care!"
"I'm not denying anything. This does not rise to a valid enough
level to warrant a denial. What is there to deny? I am neither
denying your product nor denying your claim, nor am I making a
claim of my own. One hears many claims in the world and goes about
one's business of living freely and happily until the claimant
produces the thing claimed. That is very generous of me to you
because you are welcome to support your claim by proving the actual
existence of your product for the purpose of my purchasing it. Do
you see how generous I am? I am inviting you - encouraging you even
- to show your product. That is magnanimous. That is a good
citizen."
Continuing, the citizen emphasized, "Until such proof is provided,
there is no denying what is unverified and fails to even rise to
the level of deniability. I am an honest person and an honest
person doesn't deny something that is unsubstantiated."
"So then, Sir, you are telling me that you disbelieve in my
product?"
"Belief? Belief in WHAT? Have you produced a product?"
"There is no actual product I can provide you to see or to touch;
however, if you just submit to BELIEVE in it, you will come to
accept it as true, and it will make itself known to you."
"Let me get this straight, Mr. Salesman. You want me to engage in
the visceral action of 'BELIEVING' something that you have not
substantiated, so that my mind will shift its perception from
objectivity to self-deceiving assumption; so that the fact - the
FACT, mind you - that you have no product to show becomes
irrelevant; so that, by BELIEVING something that has not been
demonstrated, my own mind will begin to construct and embrace a
false perception wherein I am convinced that the unreal is real?
You are telling me that I must DELUDE MYSELF so that substantiation
is no longer required. I must therefore believe you in order to
find you truthful."
"The product manual instructions say that you must believe before
you can take delivery of the product."
"WHAT PRODUCT?" The citizen was insistent.
"Well, a product that is unseen, unheard, unfelt, and unknown
except by those who BELIEVE in it."
"So, in order to purchase your product, I must choose to BELIEVE in
it. I have to convince myself that it exists in my own mind despite
the overwhelming evidence including your own confession that there
is no product forthcoming. Upon accepting, no actual product will
be produced except that I'll continually convince myself that there
is a product. Essentially, I am not allowed to remain a rational,
reasoning human being if I want to be your customer. Seems to me
that all I'll end up with is self-delusion and a monthly
payment."
"Sir, rational, reasoning thinkers are not our strongest market.
There are very, very few psychologically objective people among our
customer base. We've found that they usually try to return the
product for a refund."
"Since I cannot take the product for a test run without first fully
buying into it, I'll need time to think about it. A generous offer,
mind you. I'm not one to just leap into an abyss without first
casting a stone into the dark depths to see if I detect a solid
bottom. As it stands, your proposal is unappealing.
The salesman was put out by the citizen's position, "With that
approach, Sir, you will learn soon enough how substantial my
proposal is when you find yourself in trouble that you can't get
out of and in pain that you can't even fathom!"
"Oh, really? I once had a surly, unseemly fellow walk into my shop
and make a similar proposal that I prevent myself from coming to
harm by paying him for his form of 'protection'. I took a cane to
his head and turned him over to the officials, with whom he has
been keeping pleasant company for several months. Don't think me
eager to decline, why with such terrible stakes looming over my
decision. It's just that this sort of thing should be well
considered. I refuse to submit to pressure!"
"Oh, no need for that, Sir. Merely because you risk horrendous doom
if you don't take delivery doesn't mean that you don't have a
choice. You go on ahead and think carefully, and don't dally, for
you must remember the dire circumstances that not having our
product will mean for you."
"And what will bring such dire circumstances to me if I fail to buy
your product?"
"The product, itself."
"Excuse me? Are you saying that if I don't buy your product, your
product will cause me harm?"
"Yes! And what a terrible harm it will cause you - without end,
unendurable, you will beg and scream for mercy and none will come!
You will wish for death, and death will turn its back!"
"You, Mr. Salesman, are a lunatic. You demand that I purchase a
product you don't have and have no actual knowledge of. You tell me
that I have to convince myself that what is not there is actually
there.
You tell me that this product is deadly and causes unfathomable
harm to people, namely those who don't buy it. Then, you want me to
take possession of this evil thing that you have no actual
knowledge nor possession of. Here in my hand, you'll find I have a
cane. I actually possess it and have intimate knowledge of it, and
you too can share that knowledge. Note the notches resulting from
my last encounter with an extortionist. I have become suddenly
eager to prove my cane is not a delusion. If you threaten me again,
I will contact the Constabulary and have you hauled off to the
pokey, with your forehead bearing the undeniable empirical evidence
supporting my claim of this cane's existence."
Later that day when the citizen arrived home, many of his neighbors
visited his house and asked if he had made the purchase, and when
he answered that he declined, they were every one of them either
perplexed, stunned, or incredulous. When pressed as to the reason
behind the citizen's declining, he asked each if they themselves
had the product in hand, or knew any other neighbor possessing the
actual product, or whether they themselves ever even met anyone who
actually had possession of the product, to which and to a person
they confessed the negative; however, they all expressed a great
hope that someday the product would present itself. When each, in
turn, was asked by the citizen if they knew what the product was,
none of them could tell him. None of them knew what the product
was, where the product might be located, when the product was to
arrive, or if there was even an actual product. However, they
trusted the product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by
a product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman who was sold to and recruited by a
product-less salesman...
